I promise to both make and also laugh at my own jokes; I cannot guarantee they will be funny. I promise to be friendly, approachable and respectful to people who return the same; conversely, I promise to take utter delight in taking down basement dwelling losers who likely yell at their mothers that their hot pockets are too cold. Basically, if you are an interesting person (wide open to interpretation) I will absolutely be interested in you ;)
